A collection (with permission) of great April Fool’s Day compilations by a comedian speaker by the name of Scott Friedman. He can be found at www.FunnyScott.com. Enjoy!
1. I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
2. Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
3. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
6. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
7. Time may be a great healer, but it’s sure one terrible beautician.
8. Forget about World Peace . . . Visualize using your turn signal!!
9.Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
10. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
11. WARNING: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
12. Give me ambiguity or give something else.
13. Because madness takes its toll, please have exact change.
14. I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
15. All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money can't make me happy.
16. One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
17. Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant.
18. Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
19. Is it possible to be totally partial?
20. You know it’s an April Fools kind of year when…you wake up screaming and you haven’t even gone to bed yet.
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